Somefifteen

Oh Offset, the spiritual home of the trendies and the try-hards! This lovely, furry little creature was just one of many someones I saw that weekend. I love the way her hair blends in with that absolute blinder of a coat. And that underneath said coat, she's wearing classic Offset: black, black, and more black!

Somefourteen

You know bows are, like, really hot? Well, this is why. Perched atop a Horrors-esque bowl cut, this bow just screams 'wonderland', and offsets her black, acid-washed, bare-legged concoction like a dream. Gorge, or what?

Somethirteen

What do you get when you cross Dita Von Teese with Camden and add a ticket to see The Strokes? This girl, that's what. With glossy, raven black hair, porcelain skin and ruby red lips, she's a bit like a sexy, gothy Snow White. But luckier: sure, Snow White gets Prince Charming, but she gets to see Julian Casablancas! 

Sometwelve

Ever wondered what posh people looked like a few hundred years ago? Yes? Oh good, me too! Well this is it. With his nonchalant pose, and bow tie and tails, this dashing chap looks just like every man should: Beau Brummell. If you too want to see a real life dandy, please go to this address: Eton College, Windsor, Berkshire, UK. Tally ho!

Someleven

This girl studies fashion. You can tell, right? Big slouchy jumper + cut off, very short, denim shorts = classic fashion student outfit. I'm willing to bet, like, a lot of money that she made those shorts herself, rather than running off to Urban Outfitters with the rest of the city. But the best thing about her has to be that hair. It's so beautiful it shouldn't be real. It's the kind of hair only seen in films, or on posters. The kind that is always followed by the tiny phrase 'styled using hair extensions'. Too jealous for words. 

Someten

Good old American Apparel. It's nice to know that even when the rest of Bristol's rather sparse on the old style front, order is restored in there. The best thing about this boy's not his lovely old, dark shoes, or the fact that he's teamed them with a bright, shiny new shirt, but his stance, which is redolent of all those years of standing up straight and looking perky for school photos. Look at him all happy and proud. How sweet!

Somenine

Look at that hair. It's glorious! She looks like a little lion! And look at that bag! And those shoes she's got pointing cutely inwards! And those skinny, skinny jeans! Ok, breathe. On a calmer note, I've rarely seen anyone mix prints to such charming effect before... Oh, look at her little scarf! Right, I'm off, have definitely had enough excitement for one day.